okay here are all the reasons why my Christmas is gonna suck.
1. the only thing I want can not be bought, and couldn't care less about me.
2. reason #1 is the reason for my depression, which caused me to tell my grandma I didn't know what I want for Christmas which = crappy gifts I wont want(not that I don't appreciate them).
3. I know what all my presents are (at least the ones my mom got me).
4. either, or both, my cousin Johnny, or my sister Suzanne, will get more gifts than everyone else.
5.the whole family thing never goes well
6. no real vacation
7. I cant eat most of the desserts, so I have to watch everyone else eat.
8. I wont be able to stop thinking about what HE is doing at that exact moment.
9. there will be fighting, like always. hopefully I wont be involved this year.
10. #1, 2, and 8 will be nonstop, so I wont be able to enjoy myself
11. I have been "naughty" so Santa(if he existed) will give me coal(which actually happened once)
12. my mom will tell me its rude to only talk to my cousin Christine and make me talk to her sister Brittany, who barely says a word, even though she's 13.
13. at some point Johnny will find out I'm afraid of birds and try to scare me(and it will probably work)
14. one of my presents is bound to break because my grandma, not knowing what to get me, will buy something cheap and I'll break it on accident.
15. I will probably end up ruining my nice clothes due to the messy food that will be served.
16. because of #'s 1,2,8,and 10, I'll probably end up crying many times.
17. someone will get sick, like every other year.
the end.
I'm such a pessimist :)
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1: Same, but mine is an actual item. :(
ReplyDelete2: Don't be depressed, you know someone out there loves you. (Including me)
3: Yup. I know exactly what I'm getting from my mom as well.
4: My brother is gonna beat me this year, so I know how you're feeling finally.
5: The whole family thing never goes well. And not just on Christmas.
6: I haven't gone on vacation since 7th grade.
And that was only Virginia beach, where it was too cold to go in the water.
7: Desserts? Dude. We don't even have candy canes at our house.
8: :) Mine is gonna be Ryan Ross.
9: The fighting is always going on over here, my dad always trying to be the "peacemaker" even though he's normally the one who ticked off my mom in the first place.
10: If you need to, you can call me. I'll probably rip my presents open and then go sit in a corner until Christmas is over.
11: Hah! Santa probably hates my guts. Just like Brendon Urie (Okay, no I know he doesn't hate me, but according to our horoscope sign zodiac sign THINGS it says we're vastly different and would never get along.)
12: Well, it is rude to just ignore her, but as long as you're nice and say at least a paragraphs worth of speech to her by the end of the day, then it's okay. :D
13: Johnny can suck my big fat black cock.
14: Hahaha! HAHAHA. God I suck. Okay, so I seem to get something AWESOME on Christmas every year (like, an action figure) and I fucking argh. Break it. Every time. Sora is broken, Sailor Moon is broken, my amazing headphones are broken etc.
15: You can wash them.
16: \: Don't cry. Talk to me.
17: I'm already sick.
The beginning.
You are not.
Shit happens to all of us, you're not alone.
:) -huggle-
<3