Birds Are Fuckin Scary

Birds.

they do nothing but fly around and peck the shit out of people.
What good are birds. like crows for example, they symbolise death, vultures pick dead animals clean, and seaguls steal peoples food. One thing they all do is shit on peoples cars, and sometimes people if youre un lucky. They swarm over your head and nearly take your head off. like today for example: I was just sitting in the courtyard minding my own business when I notice all the seagulls surrounding the courtyard. I begin to panic because my cousin, Christine, who sits with me at lunch, had left the table to use the restroom, which left me all alone. well, not exactly their were other people out their, but I was the only one at my table and there weren't many people out their.
so there I am freaking out, trying no to panic, when out of nowhere the seagulls start to swarm over my head. and I actually begin to cry cause I was so scared. then one swoops down and nearly hits me in the face.

when Christine finally comes back they swarm again, this time another nearly hits me in the face. thus proving my point that birds are evil little feathered demons with no souls.

in addition to my story the freshman who decided to feed the ten or so seagulls, must have been brain dead because then more and more came and now there are like hundreds.


the end<3