only when you become the but of the joke of course, like today for example, it all started with the harmonica...
so I was going to play my harmonica because I really had nothing better to do. I put my mouth up to the harmonica and what happens? I get soap in my mouth cause someone decided to out soap in my harmonica. It wasn't much, but just enough so that I could taste the awful taste of the dish soap. when I find out who it was I'll kill em. I'll make sure they never play another joke on me...EVER! but what would be the prefect revenge?...who really knows....but when I find out who did it...they'll pay :)
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Christmas is gonna fucking suck this year.
okay here are all the reasons why my Christmas is gonna suck.
1. the only thing I want can not be bought, and couldn't care less about me.
2. reason #1 is the reason for my depression, which caused me to tell my grandma I didn't know what I want for Christmas which = crappy gifts I wont want(not that I don't appreciate them).
3. I know what all my presents are (at least the ones my mom got me).
4. either, or both, my cousin Johnny, or my sister Suzanne, will get more gifts than everyone else.
5.the whole family thing never goes well
6. no real vacation
7. I cant eat most of the desserts, so I have to watch everyone else eat.
8. I wont be able to stop thinking about what HE is doing at that exact moment.
9. there will be fighting, like always. hopefully I wont be involved this year.
10. #1, 2, and 8 will be nonstop, so I wont be able to enjoy myself
11. I have been "naughty" so Santa(if he existed) will give me coal(which actually happened once)
12. my mom will tell me its rude to only talk to my cousin Christine and make me talk to her sister Brittany, who barely says a word, even though she's 13.
13. at some point Johnny will find out I'm afraid of birds and try to scare me(and it will probably work)
14. one of my presents is bound to break because my grandma, not knowing what to get me, will buy something cheap and I'll break it on accident.
15. I will probably end up ruining my nice clothes due to the messy food that will be served.
16. because of #'s 1,2,8,and 10, I'll probably end up crying many times.
17. someone will get sick, like every other year.
the end.
I'm such a pessimist :)
1. the only thing I want can not be bought, and couldn't care less about me.
2. reason #1 is the reason for my depression, which caused me to tell my grandma I didn't know what I want for Christmas which = crappy gifts I wont want(not that I don't appreciate them).
3. I know what all my presents are (at least the ones my mom got me).
4. either, or both, my cousin Johnny, or my sister Suzanne, will get more gifts than everyone else.
5.the whole family thing never goes well
6. no real vacation
7. I cant eat most of the desserts, so I have to watch everyone else eat.
8. I wont be able to stop thinking about what HE is doing at that exact moment.
9. there will be fighting, like always. hopefully I wont be involved this year.
10. #1, 2, and 8 will be nonstop, so I wont be able to enjoy myself
11. I have been "naughty" so Santa(if he existed) will give me coal(which actually happened once)
12. my mom will tell me its rude to only talk to my cousin Christine and make me talk to her sister Brittany, who barely says a word, even though she's 13.
13. at some point Johnny will find out I'm afraid of birds and try to scare me(and it will probably work)
14. one of my presents is bound to break because my grandma, not knowing what to get me, will buy something cheap and I'll break it on accident.
15. I will probably end up ruining my nice clothes due to the messy food that will be served.
16. because of #'s 1,2,8,and 10, I'll probably end up crying many times.
17. someone will get sick, like every other year.
the end.
I'm such a pessimist :)
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Birds Are Fuckin Scary
Birds.
they do nothing but fly around and peck the shit out of people.
What good are birds. like crows for example, they symbolise death, vultures pick dead animals clean, and seaguls steal peoples food. One thing they all do is shit on peoples cars, and sometimes people if youre un lucky. They swarm over your head and nearly take your head off. like today for example: I was just sitting in the courtyard minding my own business when I notice all the seagulls surrounding the courtyard. I begin to panic because my cousin, Christine, who sits with me at lunch, had left the table to use the restroom, which left me all alone. well, not exactly their were other people out their, but I was the only one at my table and there weren't many people out their.
so there I am freaking out, trying no to panic, when out of nowhere the seagulls start to swarm over my head. and I actually begin to cry cause I was so scared. then one swoops down and nearly hits me in the face.
when Christine finally comes back they swarm again, this time another nearly hits me in the face. thus proving my point that birds are evil little feathered demons with no souls.
in addition to my story the freshman who decided to feed the ten or so seagulls, must have been brain dead because then more and more came and now there are like hundreds.
the end<3
they do nothing but fly around and peck the shit out of people.
What good are birds. like crows for example, they symbolise death, vultures pick dead animals clean, and seaguls steal peoples food. One thing they all do is shit on peoples cars, and sometimes people if youre un lucky. They swarm over your head and nearly take your head off. like today for example: I was just sitting in the courtyard minding my own business when I notice all the seagulls surrounding the courtyard. I begin to panic because my cousin, Christine, who sits with me at lunch, had left the table to use the restroom, which left me all alone. well, not exactly their were other people out their, but I was the only one at my table and there weren't many people out their.
so there I am freaking out, trying no to panic, when out of nowhere the seagulls start to swarm over my head. and I actually begin to cry cause I was so scared. then one swoops down and nearly hits me in the face.
when Christine finally comes back they swarm again, this time another nearly hits me in the face. thus proving my point that birds are evil little feathered demons with no souls.
in addition to my story the freshman who decided to feed the ten or so seagulls, must have been brain dead because then more and more came and now there are like hundreds.
the end<3
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Stupidity
Honestly I wonder how people can be so terribly stupid. They complain about their stupid little problems while they know you have larger problems. Then they battle to see who's problem is worse. Like my friend for example, she keeps complaining about her ex boyfriend wanting to be "just friends" after she cheated on him. I dont blame him. who would trust that she wouldn't do it again. Meanwhile I'm upset cause I feel played after some stupid dumb ass turns me down, then later thinks it okay to talk to me, says he likes me, then agrees to go out with me, doesn't get back to me, and then ignores me as if nothing ever happened. friendship is way better than indifference. So in that fight I win, because atleast there still friends. I on the other hand am completely ignored, so I win(even though fighting about who's problem is worse is pointless).
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